The E.N.D.

So, today was the last day of my whole school career.  It was very scary, so scary, I couldn't bring myself to cry.  I am going to miss my friends so much.  I hope all of them have a great life after this one, 'cause this chapters at a close.  A new page is available for them to continue their story.

I thought a few tips for a day like this would help, so I made a list. (Lists are so cool)
  -Before you even set foot out your front door that mornig, grab some tissues.
  -Then, cry on your way to school. It'll help you compose yourself when the crying actualy comes.
  -Know that this not he last time you're going to see your friends. Next year you might be busy, but your
    friends are your friends.  You'll make new ones, but you'll always remember your old ones.
  -Buy a t-shirt or a book and have everybody you know from school to sign it. Remember to buy a
    permanent clothes marker. It won't wash out.

These are just a few tips, but the most important one is to think about the good times you had. If you try to forget the bad things, you'll be better in leting them (your friends and memories) go.

Keep It Purple!

Joshua Jackson RULES!

Okay, I know, I know; GET OVER HIM!  but come on, he's hot.  From Dawson's Creek to Shutter to Fringe, the guy stays in the spotlight.  He hasn't disappeared like James Van Der Beeck, or was it Jack?  See I can't even remember!  Joshua can ride a bike, looks like an angel (corny, I know) and he has a strange resemblance to a friend of mine.

Keep It Purple!

Some Chuck Norris jokes

Here are some Chuck Norris jokes that I find extremely funny.

-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

-Chuck Norris is the only man known to punch a Cyclops between the eyes.

-Chuck Norris kicked planet Earth, and it hasn't stopped spinning to the day.

-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element Chuck Norris recognises, is the element of surprise.

-There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

-Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

-Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.

-Everybody tries to be perfect...Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.

-Unstoppable force meeting immovable object? Chuck Norris clapping hands.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

-Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

-Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

-Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.